At my wedding in stead of saying “I do.” I will say “I accept the terms and conditions.”
-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
This shit is ananas.
xP Hi. i'm Devon. But you pronounce the 'o' like an 'i' so my name doesn't sound wierd. Anyway i'm 15 and i'm addicted to The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, and The Chronicles of Vladmir Tod. Scratch that. i'm not addicted to the Mortal Instruments. I'm unearthly, madly, severely obssessed with it."It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it" ~ Unknown
"We must never assume that which is incapable of proof." ~George Henry Lewe
"Love all, trust a few." ~William Shakespeare
"It wasn't your fault, it was mine for believing every word you said."
*Gasp*"I dropped my meatball in the pool!" ;D ~Rodger Smith
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